none of those words are the correct words why does this have 6,000 notes
OH MY GOD
are these linkin park lyrics
It’s so unreal
my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore
I’d give anything to read Harry Potter from Malfoy’s perspective
The ferret chapter alone would be a masterpiece
Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.
Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”
“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”
“How about me?”
He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”
She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.
|—||"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012)|
Captain America: The Winter Soldier | clip: ‘here to ask a favour’.
Fury’s face in the last gif tho
"this dumbass motherfucker wants tony stark to mingle with children”
O^O THIS IS MY HUMAN. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.
I OVERSEE ALL OF HIS SMALL ACTIVITIES
HUMANS ARE SO CUTE LOOK AT THEM GO
The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.
I’ve seen some background noise pages around tumblr like rainymood, but I don’t think I’ve really seen this page recommended on tumblr.
The plus of this page is without a doubt the huge list of sound machines that you can open in several tabs and mix as you like, ranging from natural sounds like rain and waves to industrial noises to relaxing tunes like in utero. It’s suitable as background noise for work as well as for relaxing and sleep.
Benedict and Martin having fun on set (+)
What are you doing?
Sometimes Benedict cannot control his dancing urges.
all these people going to 221bcon and i’m
"I’m so excited for 221bcon this weekend!"
"how would you describe yourself"