every class is art class if you dont care enough
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
ah yes that large muscular man is very attractive but how would he look in lacy lingerie
not even going to bother putting on nsfw blog because it’s just too real. this is my whole fucking life.
1 & 2: me and oscar looking cute
3 & 4: the amount of money various government agencies are demanding from me (likely to be their mistake in both cases so hopefully i won’t end up being responsible for the full sum but as you can probably understand it’s still very concerning at the moment)
not pictured: accumulated cost of the rent i have to pay (£750 p/m) if i want to avoid us both being made homeless, bills, & general living expenses
i have no income at the moment and very little money to keep us going until i can find a job, and pretty much no support system outside of the internet; a bunch of you have already reblogged this post (more details in the link) and some of you have donated, which i’m really indescribably grateful for, but my situation is showing very little sign of improving at the moment so it would be really awesome if we could keep these posts circulating!!
the link to my paypal is here (also permanently linked in my sidebar) and my friend amal has offered to draw or write something for anyone who donates (if you can’t afford to donate - and believe me i know that feel - please reblog to spread this around!! thank you <3)
Get fired up for Constantine.
Maybe we don’t…
When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”
i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now
HOLY SHIT THO
breaking news dc cancels all of their comics. just fucking all of them. “someone on the internet drew batman touching a dick,” they said in a statement. “so we’re shutting it down. america is dead.”
A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.
The bravest woman on Earth.
I love her. Forever reblog.
and if you want to laugh your asses off, go read the letter the Taliban wrote to her to protest her making them look like attempted child murderers and terrorists.
“Oh, Harry, don’t you see?” Hermione breathed. “If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!”
- ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’, Pg. 513
when the person you hate tries joking with you
Stephen competing in the sack race
Things I used to laugh at:
- actual jokes
Things I laugh at now:
- "en garde, fuckboy"